We are what happens when you live with no boundaries, roll with the punches and buy no drinks.
We date and then we dish.
Welcome to the dating scene that is Manhattan.
Friday, April 16, 2010
Hi Everyone!
Congratulations, you found us...your life just got more interesting.
Do not pull out your "Mr. Johnson" on a second date...in a taxi cab...and ask if I think it's pretty.
Do NOT ask me determine how children I plan on having on second date...during dinner. At least allow for an easy escape.
Do NOT ask if there will be a second date if the first one is not even over. Is this a trick question? Does this affect the check settlement?
Do NOT tell your date that you can't take shots of Jameson because last time you did that you threw up in a cup and "how classy is that? A divorced doctor with a kid, throwing up in a cup?"
Do NOT talk about your pets if: you have 17 bull dogs, 60 turtles, 4 raccoons, 2 guinea pigs, several hampsters "and that's just to name a few", and do not even live on a farm.
